Name: Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith
Competencies: Engineer, Pilot, Ruthless Overlord

Address: Imperial Palace, Coruscant, 000-001
Hololink: 655321-666
E-mail: memoirsofamonster@gmail.com



SOFTWARE EXPERTISE

Imperial Windows (Enterprise Edition)
Death Star Control Systems 3.1
iTorture 2



EDUCATION

JEDI ACADEMY
Corsucant
Major: Master warrior-monk

MOS ESPA INDENTURED DAY-SCHOOL
Tatootine
Major: Droid repair, wallet making




EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

Present Position

Employer: His Excellency Palpatine I, Emperor of the Galaxy

My Role(s): Major Domo

Notes: My responsibilities include quelling armed uprisings, advancing Imperial weapons research, and improving internal efficiency through a regimented programme of strangulation.

Pay: 726 000 credits/annum

Prior Experience

Employer: The Jedi Order, Coruscant

My Role(s): Warrior-monk, liason to the Supreme Chancellor

Notes: After an apprenticeship spanning decades I fought in the Clone Wars and subsequently became the Supreme Chancellor's official liason on the Jedi Council. My responsibilities included destroying the technology of forces deemed to be against the public good.

Pay: 5 credits/week

Employer: Watto's Junk Dealership, Tatooine

My Role(s): Cash, sweeping, electronics repair

Notes: I logged thousands of hours serving all kinds of engines and starship parts, assembling droids and repairing moisture-vaporating machinary. I also learned to spot a mark, cheat a rube, and pick a pocket.

Pay: none

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